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My friend Irma, created by Say Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as Jane. expression into each life a little rain must fall. Well my name is Jane Stacy and I live with Irma Peterson the Niagara Falls of my life.

Where's that rug I brought home yesterday for the hallway? I threw it out! You threw it out? Why? Well, Jane, no matter how tough things ever get with us, we're never gonna keep stone merchandise.

Oh, this is what I get for telling her it was a hooked rug. No, my piercein. The New York Secretary of the Club? Any other group of members just see me? Well, I'm all a nerve-goodbye.

I'm a wise you hang up like that. Well, how do you like that darn cobblin mind? Just because I'm behind one month of my juice, there's been a delegation to see me. Well, I won't let them in.

Damp-per, temper, temper, remember what I said. When you fear yourself getting angry, count to ten. Oh, that's no good. I never know what comes after seven. It makes me real mad this time. You're a mad you're my own club, of which I have been a member for three years, through snow and rain and heat and gloom of night.

And I allowed nothing to stop me from this swift completion of my appointed rounds. Oh, the mail is gonna be late tonight. Or are you sure that they said they were coming over to collect the dues?

No, but that's just their sneaky way of doing things or it burns me up. Do you know Jane, I never miss a meeting? Now, things I've done for that club, wearing my fingers to the bone knitting woolen socks for members whose husbands were overseas.