19xx-xx-xx (xxx) Irma Thinks New Renter is a Murderer ( )

Grand Irma, created by Sayharad, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as James. And her eyes and pound foolish? Well, ties in beautifully with the girl I live with. My roommate Irma Peterson steps on the scales. You've got 120 pounds of pure foolishness.

You want a test case, okay? The other day we went to see that movie, Sir No to Bergerac, And I said, Erma, do you realize that that man was one of the greatest lovers of all time?

And Erma said, oh, Janeette Silly, with his long nose, he wouldn't be able to get close enough to a girl to kiss her. Hi, Ed evening at home, and Erma and I are sitting around reading.

I'm reading a magazine. Erma's reading a mystery book. Watching Irma read a mystery is something I never want anybody to have to do. Listen. What's the matter? The murder just killed Helen's mother. Irma, I'm not interested.

I'm trying to read this magazine. Will you just be still? All right, Jenny. Okay. What is it now? She just killed Helen's sister Florence. I'll send them a condolence card. Irma, please. Let me read in peace.

All right, Jane. Now what? He just murdered Helen's father. Isn't that terrible? It spoils the whole book for me. What do you mean? Now I know the murderer marries Helen. What makes you so sure?

He's the only one left in the family. Cookie, I'm trying to read this magazine. All right, Jane, I'll be still okay. What happened? He just murdered Helen. Oh, I guess the wedding is off. I'm glad I didn't buy a gift.

Can you imagine he stuffed her dead body in a trunk and sealed it? He didn't even leave a crack open for her to breathe through. Erma, when you stop with those horror stories, you know what always happens.