Irma and Jane Swear Off Men

For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Jane Stacy and I live with Irma Peterson and believe me it's a problem. I won't say she's stupid

Just put it this way. I told her that fish was brain food So for three weeks, she's been on a diet of fish fish fish and you know what there is others She now has the IQ of a sardine But don't get me wrong, I really love her It's just that there are times when, well for instance, the other day I sent it to the store for a pound of drift coffee.

She brought it back in a hot water bottle. Oh well as they say, patience is a virtue. Dean Ms. Ermep Peterson. And believe me, living with Jane Stacey is quite a problem. There are things she just can't understand no matter how hard I try to educate her.

Now, for instance, the other day she sent me out for a pound of drip coffee, and she was so surprised when I brought it back in a hot water bottle. She doesn't stop to think that if I carried it in a paper bag, it would all leak out before I could get home.

Oh, well, as they say, patience is a virus. It may differ in points of view, but right now we have a problem in common. What is it? complete shortage of that exquisite commodity known as men. Irma cleaned house first. She gave Al the heir for a new boyfriend but the new boyfriend is afraid