Al Wants to Move to Nebraska

For the safety of your smile use pepsi-dent twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepsi-dent show my friend Irma created by Say Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Friendship, friendship, just perfect.

Friendship, when other friendships event for coffee, there's well filled with... In Stacey and I live in New York, a city that's often referred to as the melting pot of the world.

You will hear many strange tongues, Chinese, Italian, French, Norwegian and many others, and unless you're a linguist, nothing they say makes any sense. Which reminds me of my roommate, Irma Peterson. She also speaks a strange tongue.

Now don't get me wrong, she speaks English, but nothing she says ever makes any sense. Think I may get a little rough on the girl? Well, how would you like to be with her in a restaurant and have Irma say to the waiter, what do you mean do I want my halibut grilled?

You know you can't get a confession from a dead fish. See what I mean? No wonder I rush home from work as soon as I can, because when I open that door it's like opening a grab bag.

I never know what's going to pop out. You're home yet. This is Irma. Oh, it's you Mrs. Burton. Thank Jane for sending the flowers to your little girl Patricia. Oh, it wasn't Meezel. She just got mad at the electric fan and did it with the bottle of ketchup.

Hiya, chicken. Hello, Al. Honey. Now you look worried. What's wrong? What's wrong? Ain't been myself lately, chicken. I noticed the change. Notice the change in your yesterday owl when you help me with my coat in the restaurant.