It's All Relative

Folks, later we'll announce the winners of the first Leber Fuhr contest. But now, Leber Brothers company makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive super-creamed blend presents... Our friend, Swab! ...with my friend, Erma. Starring Mary Wilson as Erma and Kathy Lewis as Jane.

Friendship! Friendship! Just a perfect blend ship with other friendships of end for God. There's will still be hot. It is hot. Me, Jane Stacy, I'm a girl who never says I know all the answers, but with all modesty, I figure I know my way around.

Then suddenly, my roommate, Irma Peterson, comes out with one of her remarks and mother. I'm back at the lost and found department again. Take a classic example. Like last night, when I came home, I found Irma peering into a large kettle of water in which she dumped a bag of pretzels.

Well, that stopped me, so I said, honey, why are you soaking those pretzels? And Irma said, I couldn't buy any pretzel sticks, so I'm trying to straighten these out. What? For a minute, I was tempted to do the same thing to her.

But knowing Erma, I just forgot the whole thing. Anyway, that was last night. Tonight, I'm going through some letters that have accumulated in the desk. Jane. Dear Jane, just a line to let you. Hmm?

What honey? Why do you save all your old letters? Well, I'm mostly from relatives and since I don't see my relatives very often, it's not makes me feel they're right here visiting with me. Oh, I know what you mean, Jane.

I still have all my old report cards. From school? Yes, they always used to kid me when I was in school. They said I'd never get out of there unless it burned down. Yeah. How did you get out?