Valentine's Day

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there will still be hot. Human body is 84% water. This can be a dangerous thing.

Why do I say that? Well, I live with Irma Peterson and I'm positive her brain has gone down for the third time. You want proof? Well the other day we were going to see a movie but Irma insisted we go to the beauty parlor first and take the full treatment.

So I said, honey, why is such a big fuss over just seeing a movie? And Irma said, well, we're going to see command decision with Clark Gable Van Johnson Walter Pigeon, as long as there are no women in the picture who knows they may want to take us out.

Oh, well, what can you expect from a girl who took an extra nickel with her when she saw Oh, sorry, wrong number, so she could complete the call. And today being Valentine's Day, I am going through an experience I wouldn't wish on a guinea pig.

Irma is writing Valentine poems. She's going to give to Al, and she's testing them out on me. Again, how do you like this one? To Al, I'm glad you came my way, for you are cute with a capital K.

Oh no! Well, then how about this one? You are priceless, that is true! No wonder they offer a reward for men like you! Only in 16 states! Look, Irma, you're not getting anyplace. Why don't you run down to the corner and buy a card?