My Friend Irma · 25 min · 3,567 words
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Grand Irma, created by Say Howard, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Jane, I found out I'm carrying insurance against loss of property, loss of life and loss of health. But I'm still not insured for loss of mine.
That's what I need living with my friend Irma. You wonder why I'm concerned? Well, I'll tell you. The other day I was reading an article and I said, hey, listen to this, sweetie, archaeologists are searching for the missing arms of Venus de Milo. And Ermour said, well, it's about time maybe they've fixed it up
they'll have a better chance of selling it. Yes, Elhoney. Oh, El, that's wonderful. Oh, I'm so excited. You're coming over to tell me all about it. Alright, goodbye. Oh, Jane, that was Ellen. And you know what he said?
What? It won't be long before I have a mink coat. What did he do? Get a job as night watchman at Fur Warehouse? Oh, no, Jane. He's managing a prize fighter and he's going to make a lot of money.
Oh, sure. He's going to make a lot of money when he organized that hockey team and what happened? Well, that wasn't his fault. He had to buy them uniforms. So he hacked their ice skates.
What do they got them back? And they all got pneumonia playing in their underwear. You know, Ermy, you might as well face it, Al is never going to make a living with all of this scheming.
Well, you can talk all you want to, but my Al loves me. And someday he's going to wind up sitting on top, on top of the electric chair. The first place, what does Al know about prize fighting?
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