Irma Gets Fired

For the safety of your smile use pepidin twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepidin show my friend Irma created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson is Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Just perfect Plan ship plan other friendships event for confidence There's well they'll be hot!

Open a pimp of a day. At eight o'clock this morning the doorbell rang, and I opened the door.

How do you do? I'm the census taker, your name? James Stacy. Married or single? Single. Born? At nineteen twenty-five. Thank you. And your name is? Erma Peterson. Married or single? Single. Born? Certainly. How do you think I got here?

Well, that's how this morning began. And by the time the poor census taker was through with Irma, she had the book in her hand and she was asking him questions. And I was trying to drag her out of the apartment because I knew we'd both be late for work.

So I finally succeeded in dragging her to the subway station and here we are. Oh, Irma, what are you doing? I want to see what I weigh on this scale. Well, hurry, honey, if we miss this train, we'll be late for work.

All right, Jane. Irma, our train is coming in. Will you please get off that scale? I can't. What do you mean you can't? You've already weighed yourself. I know, but on the back of the little card that came out, it says things are going nicely for you.

Don't move from your present position. Do you? Oh, Irma. What? Don't good morning me, Miss Peterson. The phone's been ringing all morning, and I can't find it. Where is it? Oh, the phone. Oh, I put it in the safe because of the letter you got yesterday.