Irma Has a New Boyfriend

For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma Created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane friendship Just a perfect friendship When all their friendships have been forgotten theirs will still be hot

my Now before we're all be saying goodbye to 1948 Broadway will be lit up like the Fourth of July and a million people will be jam-packed around Times Square armed with noise makers and horns Waiting for midnight so they can blow their brains out Which reminds me of my roommate Irma Peterson. There is a girl who must have overdone it

When I don't get me wrong Irma is wonderful. She's sweet and and a warm-hearted girl, and I love her. It's just the Well, for instance, sometimes she does the oddest things like this note she left for me.

Dear Jane, I have gone to the beauty power. Please come at once because I need your advice desperately. If you take a cab, tell a driver to drive carefully. I'm having a shampoo in the streets are wet.

See what I mean? So little Mother Stacy is wasting no time in getting down to the beauty parlor. If you want us Peterson, I'll finish and I must say you look adorable with that new short bob I must say.

Oh, thank you. Now, about this hair that we cut off, are you sure you want to take it with you? Yes, and please wrap it up as a giftage for my uncle he doesn't have any.

Please understand, now is there anything else? Yes, a manicure please. What's anonymous, Peterson? You look so depressed. I'm very unhappy. I have to make a decision and I don't like to hurt anybody. Excuse me. I want to get another nail file.