Al's Youth Restorer

created by Sigh Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Our kid walk over to the vegetable department and pick me out a nice, plump, solid head of cabbage.

And then I'll take it home and put it on top of a broomstick, dress the whole thing up, and then have a nice, intelligent conversation with it. I guarantee you that head of cabbage will make more sense than my roommate Irma Peterson.

Oh, Jane! Jane! What's all the excitement? I'm gonna get married! Mary! Yes, I was gonna make Alice made a million dollars before, but he always got washing his picture on upside down. Oh, Jane, he's in business!

This is what he's making! Let me see that bottle. Right there. Drink baby face. Mother Nature's wonder youth restore. Yeah, and you see what it says? Yeah, and you see what it says? One sip and you hop and skip.

Yeah, I got a feeling it should be one swallow when you're here today and gone tomorrow. Oh, Jane, Al made this from the secret formula. Look at the ingredients. Let me see, let me see.

Babyface youth restorer contains gloppo, the vitamin extract of watermelon rinds. And since you never saw a wrinkled watermelon, Imagine what it'll do for your skin. Babyface is harmless and may be taken internally or out of doors.

That right there. Babyface contains no harmful ingredients and is approved by the Board of Health of Tibet. Oh Jane, that's nothing. Here are some testimonials I'll have printed. Listen to this. Babyface Youth Restore will take so many years off your life, one mother accidentally gave some to her nine-year-old son and he disappeared completely.