Life with Luigi: Episode Transcripts

165 transcribed episodes of Life with Luigi, 1948–1954, in air-date order. Open one to read the transcript and play from any line, or listen to Life with Luigi free, live around the clock.

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• 1951-08 Ads for new season 1951 · 1:27
• Luigi Meets Immigration Man (Likely Audition) 1954 · 16:05
• Luigi Sells Vacuum Cleaners to Earn Money (Likely Audition) 1954 · 13:59
• Mother Writes for Luigi to Come Home (Likely Audition) 1954 · 15:59
• Audition (The Little Immigrant) June 15, 1948 · 37:03
• Luigi Discovers America September 21, 1948 · 29:51
• Luigi Finds Stolen Diamond Ring November 9, 1948 · 29:51
• Luigi Attends PTA Meeting November 16, 1948 · 29:36
• Luigi Joins Hospital Plan November 30, 1948 · 29:37
• Damage Claim on Broken Mirror December 7, 1948 · 29:47
• Luigi Gets Job as Santa Claus December 14, 1948 · 28:54
• Antique Colonial Silver Cup December 21, 1948 · 29:50
• Luigi Needs to Get Married December 28, 1948 · 29:38
• First Date with American Girl January 9, 1949 · 29:57
• Surprise Party January 16, 1949 · 29:36
• Character References January 30, 1949 · 29:34
• Luigi Receives Erroneous Phone Bill February 6, 1949 · 29:23
• Making a Speech with a Fever February 20, 1949 · 29:32
• Luigi Needs a Driver's License February 27, 1949 · 29:40
• Income Tax Problems March 6, 1949 · 29:16
• The Raffle March 13, 1949 · 29:09
• Luigi's First Car March 20, 1949 · 29:41
• Luigi Goes to Dance School March 27, 1949 · 29:48
• Luigi Tries to Return a Nightgown April 3, 1949 · 29:17
• Rosa Must Lose Weight April 10, 1949 · 29:47
• Luigi Gets a Big Electric Bill April 24, 1949 · 29:24
• Plans a Block Party May 1, 1949 · 29:43
• Luigi's Toothache May 8, 1949 · 27:45
• Super Salesman May 15, 1949 · 29:01
• The Wedding May 29, 1949 · 29:11
• At the Racetrack June 5, 1949 · 20:14
• Papa's Coat Pocket June 12, 1949 · 29:45
• Pasquales' Birthday Party June 19, 1949 · 29:44
• Insurance Policy June 26, 1949 · 28:42
• July 4th Parade July 3, 1949 · 29:26
• The Registered Letter July 10, 1949 · 29:14
• At the Beach July 17, 1949 · 29:18
• Homesick July 24, 1949 · 29:45
• X- Ray Pictures July 31, 1949 · 29:29
• A Date with Shirley August 7, 1949 · 29:45
• Sore Thumb August 14, 1949 · 29:56
• The Driver's License August 21, 1949 · 29:40
• Go West, Young Man August 28, 1949 · 29:28
• Hit and Run Witness September 4, 1949 · 29:45
• Luigi Tries to Become a Singer September 11, 1949 · 29:11
• Midget Radio Lawsuit September 18, 1949 · 29:04
• Block Party September 25, 1949 · 29:45
• Stock Investments September 27, 1949 · 29:55
• Luigi Throws a Party at the Store October 4, 1949 · 29:19
• Columbus Day Play October 11, 1949 · 29:25
• The City Zoning Commission October 25, 1949 · 29:45
• The Football Game November 1, 1949 · 29:44
• Thanksgiving Celebration November 22, 1949 · 29:01
• Mario Lanza Record Album November 29, 1949 · 29:30
• Post Office Breaks Luigi's Gift December 6, 1949 · 29:31
• Gifts for Pasquale December 20, 1949 · 29:45
• New Year's Phone Call December 27, 1949 · 29:30
• Pietro Needs an Overcoat January 3, 1950 · 29:29
• Luigi's First Citizenship Papers January 10, 1950 · 29:29
• Cold Season January 17, 1950 · 29:34
• Using Television to Increase Business January 24, 1950 · 29:44
• Flunking the Final Exam on Purpose January 31, 1950 · 29:29
• The Abraham Lincoln Letter February 7, 1950 · 29:45
• Valentine's Date at the Pump Room February 14, 1950 · 29:25
• George Washington Radio Contest February 21, 1950 · 29:25
• Miss Spaulding's Open House Party February 28, 1950 · 29:29
• Income Tax Season March 7, 1950 · 29:45
• Big Brothers of America March 14, 1950 · 29:41
• Luigi Enlists in the Marines March 21, 1950 · 29:26
• Luigi Finds a Wallet March 28, 1950 · 29:19
• The Traffic Light April 4, 1950 · 29:36
• Basco is a Good Name April 11, 1950 · 29:45
• Donation for Gym Equipment April 25, 1950 · 29:32
• Soothos Cough Syrup Guarantee May 2, 1950 · 29:45
• Two Hundred Dollar Orchids for Mother's Day May 9, 1950 · 29:26
• Future American, 1953 May 16, 1950 · 29:59
• Taking a Picture of Rosa May 23, 1950 · 29:44
• Luigi's Antiques are Auctioned Off May 30, 1950 · 29:44
• Party Line Troubles June 6, 1950 · 29:29
• Luigi Stands Up to Pasquale June 13, 1950 · 29:53
• July 4th Parade July 4, 1950 · 29:23
• Luigi has a Fire in the Store August 15, 1950 · 29:41
• Business Trip to Buffalo August 22, 1950 · 29:32
• Luigi Sells Ice Cream September 5, 1950 · 29:29
• Luigi is Lonely September 12, 1950 · 29:28
• Crusade for Freedom Speech September 19, 1950 · 29:30
• Trolley Transfer September 26, 1950 · 29:29
• Luigi Gives Blood October 3, 1950 · 29:26
• A Day in New York with Frank Sinatra October 10, 1950 · 29:45
• Pasquale Hires a Tutor October 17, 1950 · 29:25
• Antique Dealers of America Association October 24, 1950 · 28:57
• Luigi Opens his Barber Shop November 7, 1950 · 24:22
• Headaches or Heartaches November 14, 1950 · 29:48
• Moonlighting at the Daisy Jones Pie Factory November 21, 1950 · 29:45
• Not Counted in the Census November 28, 1950 · 29:50
• Lost in Chicago December 5, 1950 · 29:44
• Luigi Joins the Record Collector's Club December 12, 1950 · 30:11
• A Christmas Present for Pasquale December 19, 1950 · 29:44
• A Visit from the Immigration Service December 26, 1950 · 29:20
• Ice Skating Party at the Lake January 2, 1951 · 29:43
• Luigi's Screenplay - The Queen of Sheba's Iceberg January 9, 1951 · 29:31
• Luigi Deposits a California Check January 16, 1951 · 29:44
• Luigi Refuses to Talk to Pasquale January 23, 1951 · 30:01
• Graduating From 2A to 2B January 30, 1951 · 29:35
• Luigi Finds Out he has Tonsillitis February 6, 1951 · 29:57
• Luigi has his Tonsils Removed February 13, 1951 · 29:18
• Luigi Writes a Play About George Washington February 20, 1951 · 29:07
• Luigi Becomes a Gas Station Attendant February 27, 1951 · 29:25
• The Mail-Order Suit March 6, 1951 · 29:44
• The Spring Walk March 20, 1951 · 29:49
• April Fool's Joke March 27, 1951 · 30:00
• Basco-Pasquale Lifetime Shoelace Company April 17, 1951 · 29:46
• Miss Spaulding Resigns April 24, 1951 · 29:33
• A Date with the Librarian May 1, 1951 · 29:43
• Horse and Wagon Delivery Service May 8, 1951 · 29:45
• I Want to be an American Day May 15, 1951 · 29:29
• Rosa's Make-Over for the Antique Dealer's Dance May 22, 1951 · 29:46
• How to Make Minestrone Soup May 29, 1951 · 29:32
• Luigi Becomes a Soda Jerk June 12, 1951 · 29:45
• Luigi Decides to Paint His Own Safety Zones June 19, 1951 · 29:46
• Luigi Throws a Party for his Salesmen June 26, 1951 · 29:52
• Shultz and Olson not in Luigi's Class August 28, 1951 · 29:45
• Naming the O'Reilly's Baby September 4, 1951 · 29:45
• Luigi's Block Party September 11, 1951 · 29:46
• Luigi Isn't in the Phone Book September 18, 1951 · 29:44
• Go West, Young Man September 25, 1951 · 29:44
• Mama Thinks Luigi is a Millionaire October 2, 1951 · 29:46
• Why Was My Face Red' Contest October 9, 1951 · 29:54
• Luigi's Dun and Bradstreet Rating October 16, 1951 · 29:44
• Luigi the Square Dance Caller October 23, 1951 · 29:45
• Trick or Treat October 30, 1951 · 29:43
• Luigi Opens up a New Antique Store November 6, 1951 · 29:45
• Miss Spaulding Off for a Week November 13, 1951 · 29:45
• Luigi's Thanksgiving Dinner for America November 20, 1951 · 29:45
• A Christmas Present for Pasquale December 25, 1951 · 29:46
• Insurance for Everything January 1, 1952 · 28:52
• Luigi Takes Rosa to the Movies January 8, 1952 · 29:26
• Rosa Attends Luigi's Night Class January 15, 1952 · 29:23
• Rosa Goes to the Head of the Class January 22, 1952 · 29:17
• High Standard of Living January 29, 1952 · 29:26
• The Toledo Weighing Machine February 12, 1952 · 29:30
• Civil Defense Job February 26, 1952 · 29:40
• Luigi May Lose his Home March 4, 1952 · 29:40
• Income Tax Problems March 11, 1952 · 29:40
• Luigi Saves Enough to Buy a Car March 18, 1952 · 29:41
• Three Little Words March 25, 1952 · 29:27
• April Fool's Joke April 1, 1952 · 29:37
• Easter Birthday Party April 8, 1952 · 29:50
• Insomnia April 15, 1952 · 29:38
• No Girl for the Dance April 22, 1952 · 29:44
• Luigi Wants to Help Out His Country April 29, 1952 · 29:44
• Spending the Day at the Beach September 2, 1952 · 29:29
• Luigi Faces a Lawsuit September 16, 1952 · 29:44
• Horowitz's 25th Wedding Anniversary September 23, 1952 · 29:21
• Paying the Rent with a Rare Quarter September 30, 1952 · 29:32
• Luigi Wants to Buy a Refrigerator October 7, 1952 · 29:24
• Free Lunch Bazaar at School October 21, 1952 · 29:22
• Luigi Sends the Government an Idea October 28, 1952 · 29:21
• Luigi's Cousin from Italy November 11, 1952 · 29:23
• Luigi Wins Essay Contest November 18, 1952 · 29:29
• Miss Spaulding Sends Luigi Home from School January 6, 1953 · 29:32
• Luigi Goes to the Opera January 13, 1953 · 29:26
• Luigi Worried About School Safety Zone January 27, 1953 · 29:34
• Miss Spaulding is Assigned a Different Class February 3, 1953 · 29:33
• Luigi Feels Like a Failure February 10, 1953 · 29:30

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