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Basco-Pasquale Lifetime Shoelace Company

Life with Luigi · April 17, 1951 · 29 min · 4,532 words

The transcript of “Basco-Pasquale Lifetime Shoelace Company”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast April 17, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Wrigley's Fairman chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed himself. As you know, Wrigley's Fairman chewing gum is giving daily enjoyment to millions of people all over America.

In offices and factories, on farms and branches. In mines and oil fields, folks find the chewing Wrigley's Fairman helps them feel better and work better. The makers of Riggly Spimmy and Garmr glad that their product is proving helpful and enjoyable to so many people and they're glad too that they're able to bring you life with Luigi

because they know it's the kind of a radio program that millions of Americans enjoy. And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama basket in it. Give me the money.

I'm more excited. I've ever been into my whole life. So don't be surprised. If this is like who was written by Uncle Pietro Zagata. The reason I'm so excited is because I'm an event that is something.

It's the right to me. And as soon as it's going to be in a history books, not that Italian event is the name of Witamakone. It's going to be Louis. I guess you're taking a mamma mia.

What could a Luigi in a vent? In America, lots of things have been invented already. Well, exit through. Once a woman was a have a kitchen, a full of cans. Along is a come-a-summer smart American, and he is an event for the can opener.

Then another smart American is an event to safety pin. Who got the latest in a whole world of full illabed bees? They're gonna walk around all they want to without having to pick up with their pants.

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