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A Visit from the Immigration Service

Life with Luigi · December 26, 1950 · 29 min · 4,108 words

The transcript of “A Visit from the Immigration Service”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast December 26, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Brickly's Spearman Chooingan invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Lash with Alan Reed as the swelling.

You know, friends, Brickly's Spearman Chooingan is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country. And the Riggly people feel that Life with Luigi is a typically American radio program.

a friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of refreshing, delicious, Wrigley-Spier-Mitt-Gommer glad to bring you life with Luigi each week, and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-basko in Italy. Dear mama-mama-mee, in a few days is it gonna be the finish of all nineteen-oh-hundred-and-a-fifty, And the beginning of that little bambi in 1951.

I'ma hope this little fella is it gonna turn out to be nicer than is a pappa, and is it gonna make a normal war, everybody is living long. And in 1951, is it gonna be so good that everybody is gonna want it to stay here for the next 100 years?

In America, Mamma, New Year's is something like Christmas. Honey, instead of exchanging a present, everybody is exchanging calendars. So far, Amagara 2 doesn't. Funny as the one Amagara is from Joes the Pull Room. to say, I have to be no year on the side of the pocket.

Then I'm going to go to one of the plumber with a picture of a very pretty girl, which I thought I was going to hang in the window, but I didn't. Because of what she's aware of, and if I'm my hanger in the window, she's going to freeze it to death.

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