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Gifts for Pasquale

Life with Luigi · December 20, 1949 · 29 min · 3,709 words

The transcript of “Gifts for Pasquale”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast December 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And by due to enjoying life, Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Latch, with Alan Reed as the swelless. When Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write and tell her about his adventures.

So now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes to Mama Vasco in Italy. Dear Mama Mia, is the now Christmas-shappiness season? And all the good Americans, they move on out of the houses and they start to live in one big place, department of stores.

You should see the crowds. Yesterday I was a went to see as a rose buck. I went there to buy a two cents a washer for my sink which is a lichen. I have a time I'm a star offered to the hardware department and a five times a crowd is a push shimmy back into the ladies-of-house courts. Finally, I'm a come-a-homer with it a two-senseu

washer for a sink, which the clerk is a gift to wrap that either would have pinked or ribbon and a stampede donna open up before a Christmas. Who has a tainat tonight anyway? This a Christmas, of my sink is going to be surprised I would have threatened him.

Come on, Mamma Mia, yesterday I'm going to send to you, here you Chris, Mr. President, a bread tost. This is a wonderful American intervention, but it's a one thing I'm going to want to you about.

Don't try to stuff in the whole bread at the one at times. Put in just the one slice of bread and don't do nothing until you see the smoker come out. Then you take out of the bread, scrape off the black part and eat. This is a taste almost as good as a plain bread that's a stale. But I Chris him is the time. Everybody has

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