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Luigi Goes to the Opera

Life with Luigi · January 13, 1953 · 29 min · 4,156 words

The transcript of “Luigi Goes to the Opera”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast January 13, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The WBBM Air Theater, Rigley Building Chicago. WBBM FM Chicago. The Makers of Rigley's Spearman Chooingum invite you to enjoy life life with Luigi. A comedy show created by Sigh Howard, directed by Mac Benoff and starring that celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed as the Squally.

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So chew Riggly's spearmint gum often, every day, millions enjoy it, and you will too. Now Riggly's spearmint chewing gum brings you Luigi, as he writes another letter describing his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy.

Mommy, when I first came to America, I thought everybody was a crazy batapra. Then I find out there was a talking about the horse-appris. But that's a funny horse-apperez, the way I teach you the horse to sing it.

Then I saw my first horse-apperez, and I find out, is it the cowboy who's a sing, and the horses are just a listener. Sometimes the horse makes a funny noise, too. Then later on I find out, there's plenty of opera in America, too.

In a Chicago, here's a Chicago-sivec opera. I'm all excited because I just bought myself a frickin for tomorrow night to put a big opening. I said I eat the mamma mia. Did he open it with all the big shots?

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