First Date with American Girl

We invite you to enjoy life, life with Luigi, a new comedy show, created by Sigh Howard and starring that celibate actor Mr. J. Carol Nege with Alan Reid. Go when Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write her and tell her about his adventures. So now we look

over Luigi's shoulder as he writes another letter to Mama Vasco in Italy. Little Mamma Mia is now almost a one a year I'm in America and everything is a new and exciting. Like a traffic system they got here in Chicago. Streets is a full of people and the cars.

In our little town in Italy is also a traffic. Streets is a full of people and the goats. I'm a member how every day a goat will run over somebody. Over here is a much safer.

I'm in Chicago one year and I'm never see anybody get hit by a goat. Mamma Mia, I explain to you traffic system in America. It is very simple. Here they have lights. Right, the lights are in the car.

There's a stop for people to go. Green light remains in the car. There's a goat, people stop. It is nice and simple. Only trouble is the Mamma Mia in the middle. They got a yellow light.

I'm here one year still I don't know what is a mini yellow light. What I think is a maybe to keep away mosquitoes. Then I'm a stand on the corner and a watch and a watch and a watch.

And now I think I know. Yellow light is a to mix up everybody and to give a cup enough time to hand out the thing. Mama Mia, sometimes when I think about this a traffic system, I think America is a very good, but maybe it's a safer for a man in Italy.