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Miss Spaulding Resigns

Life with Luigi · April 24, 1951 · 29 min · 4,501 words

The transcript of “Miss Spaulding Resigns”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast April 24, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Riggly's Fairmen chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carole Lash with Alan Reed as Miss Flally.

Hence as you know, Riggly's Fairmen chewing gum is giving daily enjoyment to millions of people all over America, in offices and factories, on farms and ranches. In mines and oil fields, folks find that chewing Riggly's Fairmen helps them feel better and work better.

The makers of Brigley's Fair Mint Gommer Glad that their product is proving helpful and enjoyable to so many people and they're glad too that they're able to bring you life with Luigi because they know it's the kind of a radio program that millions of Americans enjoy.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-basko in it. Mummy! Put America from a nine o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the afternoon all the kids are staying in school.

I have to keep them busy and it gives them them enough time to buy no hat. Oh, it's a wonderful mama mita. The schools that I got here, till you 16, you got a public school.

First is a grammar school. Then when you grow high is a high school. Then if you smartly you got to college. Even if you stupidly you can't go to college. There they teach you French, Spanish, reluctant and a Greek. And are you going to be stupid in the four languages?

But it may, Mommy, I'm going to have plenty of time to go to college because, well, I'm still stupid in a night school. But I'm trying to learn. And I'm very happy that I'm going to have the most wonderful teaching in the world, mis-polding. And she is so beautiful.

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