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Luigi Finds Out he has Tonsillitis

Life with Luigi · February 6, 1951 · 29 min · 4,288 words

The transcript of “Luigi Finds Out he has Tonsillitis”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast February 6, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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A makers of Riggly's Spearman chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Terrell Nash with Alan Reed at the Swally.

And as you know, Riggly's Spearman chewing gum is giving daily enjoyment to millions of people all over America. In offices and factories on farms and branches. In mines and oil fields, folks find that chewing Riggly's Spearman helps them feel better and work better.

The makers of Riggly's Pyramid Gom are glad that their product is proving helpful and enjoyable to so many people, and they're glad to that they're able to bring you life with Luigi, because they know it's the kind of a radio program that millions of Americans enjoy.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America, to his mama-bastole in it. Mommy, American language is a very funny summertime man. If you ask a bigger strong man how he's a friend, he's a sack.

I can't the kick. That if you ask a sick man, a hai hai is a fail, he's a say, ama sashik amurandana. It's hard to figure out the mama mia. I heard the man who says he can't kick, and a sick man, he says he's a feeling like a runner.

I'm not the feeling I so go to myself a little later. But nothing has hurt to me, so don't worry. Is it just that I'm an o' feeler, right there? 8 o'clock in the morning, I'ma feel like it's a sleeper.

Ten at the night, I must feel like it to get up. Well, it was a clock in the afternoon, I must feel like a ladana. I'm gonna know what to do, go to the doctor or get a new clock.

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