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Luigi's Toothache

Life with Luigi · May 8, 1949 · 27 min · 4,232 words

The transcript of “Luigi's Toothache”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast May 8, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We invite you to enjoy life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed as for swallowing. A year ago when Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write and tell her about his adventures.

So now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes to Mama Vasco in Italy. I'm a man. I'm a man. Wonderful thing about America is how people, they take a set, you go to care over there and help.

And for this they got thousands of doctors. Only thing in America, every doctor is what they call a specialist. As a nose doctor, eye doctor, ear doctor, skin doctor, stomach doctor. I'm a woman. What's that happen if I'm going to get a sick all over?

My bedroom is going to look like a doctor's convention. Besides the doctors, there's thousands of hospitals here. And they are also specialists to do. They got a polyclinica hospital. At the fascicopoly. General hospital. At the fascicogeneral.

Analysts a week, I'm going to read about a place in a rock just there, is a special for sick of marriage. That's a call to Mayor Clinic. Another thing in America, they got a law.

Everybody is going to go see a doctor once a year and a dentist is twice a year. I guess they want to see the dentist is twice a year because they poor and I need the money more.

But the reason I'm going to write to you about a doctor's and a dentist is it because right to now I'm going to get a big get-to take. But don't worry mama, Mayor, it's not the hurt to me too much.

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