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The makers of Wrigley's Spearman Chooingam invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sighard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Caro Mashed with Alan Reed as Bespasquale. You know, friends, Wrigley's Spearman Chooingam is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

And the Wrigley people feel that Life with Luigi is a typically American radio program. A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of refreshing, delicious, wiggly, spearmint gums are glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant, half-hours entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter, as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama basket in it. In this letter, I'm sending you some picture postcards of this beautiful country of America. First, the pictures show you grand canyon.

It's wonderful, huh? And then the can you know, I'm in Arizona. That's so where I got a cowboys. Anyway, if you look on a postcard, it's to say, birds I view. I'm only in a smart country like America can they train a bird to take a picture.

He next to pictures to show you Death the Valley at Cine, California. Is it the lowest the point in the United States? 276 of feet to below C-L-A. I mean, don't ask me how people live under this thing.

I don't know. I must cut after that is a show you lot of water. And it says, it built at cost of $165 million over a dam, formerly Boulder Dam. I guess Mr. Boulder is a no-coric keep up his payments, so he's a soul is a dammit to Mr. Ho.