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July 4th Parade

Life with Luigi · July 4, 1950 · 29 min · 4,033 words

The transcript of “July 4th Parade”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast July 4, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Rigley's Spearman Chewing Gum invite you to enjoy life, life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed, Mr. Squally.

You know friends, Rigley's Spearman Chewing Gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country. And the Rigley people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program.

A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and good So the makers of Riggly's spearmint gom are glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours transcribed entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy. Mamee. Today is going to be one of the biggest days of my life. I'm going to march you to my first to big operator since I'm in America.

I'm not a member when I'm a first to come here. You know how I'm a like operator, Mamee. Well, I'm a silly one, but the five or six of people. So I'm gonna get to behind the men with a bigger-based drum at the go boom-boom-boom.

And I'm a match. Always a wonderful, everybody's a call to me, brother. People is a throw money at me. And when it's all over, I'm a find-out. I'm a member of the Salvation Army. Hit them a few months later, I'm a scene of the parade.

About the ten of men. They're not the gonna fire it. They just marchin' up and up and up and up in front of a store. So I'm a machi too. Here they also call me brother, but nobody's a throw me pennies, and I'm a find out, I'm a what did they call a picket.

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