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Mama Thinks Luigi is a Millionaire

Life with Luigi · October 2, 1951 · 29 min · 4,611 words

The transcript of “Mama Thinks Luigi is a Millionaire”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast October 2, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Rigley's Fair Mint Chewing Gum invite you to enjoy life, life with Luigi. A comedy show created by Sigh Howard and starring a celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carol Nash, with Alan Reed and Pussly.

Friends, the makers of Rigley's Fair Mint Chewing Gum are glad to bring you life with Luigi because they feel it's a friendly, good-natured show that offers you relaxation and enjoyment. And they'd like to mention the fact that their product, Rigley's Fair Mint Gum offers you relaxation and enjoyment, too.

It's pleasant to chew on a smooth piece of Riggly's Fair Mint for the year working, shopping, listening to the aradio, or doing this about anything. Riggly's Fair Mint gum tastes good, it's refreshing, and the good easy chewing gives you comfort and satisfaction.

Now, Riggly's Fair Mint chewing gum brings you Luigi, as he writes another letter describing his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy. Money. Hey, that's the model that I can use. This wonderful country, America, is the three things you send to the weeds, you're very good, and the same number is going to be making my first dominion.

Then I'm going to call myself for the weight, Jeep Jeep Basco. In America, this is Jeep Jeep stands for the jack-a-pasta. Yeah, I mean, you got everything. I have a close to my country when I first started, Jeep Jee is a son of a fellow.

And I won the thing, just this under the priest. And when I want to, I'm gonna let you in. Oh, let's go. Oh, hello, Mr. Preston. Come in, come in. You're just gonna find me to have a something to eat with.

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