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The Abraham Lincoln Letter

Life with Luigi · February 7, 1950 · 29 min · 4,482 words

The transcript of “The Abraham Lincoln Letter”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast February 7, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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makers of Riggly's Spearman Chewing Gum invites you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed as Pascuali. In all friends, Riggly's Spearman Chewing Gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

And the Riggly people feel that Life with Luigi is a typically American radio program. a friendly enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So they're glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join him in this pleasant half-hours entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy. Dear, when I'm sure explaining to you more about the Miamian Peak of Business in the here in the Chicago, that's easy.

In this country, if people want to pay money for you all the things, there is a call and it takes. If they don't want to pay money, then it's called a junk. So far I'm in the junk business.

My country, who's brought to me to America and has set me up into my business, he don't like any of the things. The only thing that he likes that's old is all the cash. But to me, I'm a love my older shopper.

When I'm coming back from a Samoqshin who would have been in the wilderness or a feta that was a user to write the witness in 1790, I feel like I'm on the part of America.

God, I don't understand this. He says, if I want to own a part of America, I should marry his daughter Ross. But to mama mia she's away 250 pounds and that's a too much real estate to 401 a month.

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