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Luigi Needs to Get Married

Life with Luigi · December 28, 1948 · 29 min · 4,735 words

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We invite you to enjoy life! Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring the celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash in the title role of the Luigi Bosco, with Helen Reed as Miss Flally!

A year ago, when Luigi Bosco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write her and tell her about his adventures. So now, we look over Luigi's shoulder as he writes another letter to Mama Bosco in Italy.

Dear the Mamma Mia, it's been one of years since I left it to come to America. America is a wonderful country. It is so big that the men feel big to be part of. But there is a one thing you're here to make me feel very small.

But Squally is a daughter. But Squally never leave me alone. All of it is saying, when are you going to marry my Rosa? Mamma Mia, I never marry her. I stay back to her life.

So I'm the happy man, because in the morning, when the sun shines, I take all the antique chair outside of my store, and I sit for a little while, and adjust the relax. This I do this morning, when my 12 year old general manager, Dio O'Conner, he said to me.

Boss, did you sell anything today? Yes. Great, what'd you sell? This a chair, I'm a sit man. Well, who'd you sell it to? Me? I just can't understand you. What's wrong with the me buying a chair?

I love this chair. I pay $40 for it. I sell it to myself for 70. He, what? No more talking to me. I'm relaxed. And you've got to get the school. You'll be late. Okay, boss. But if a customer comes by and likes that chair, please stand up.

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