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Pietro Needs an Overcoat

Life with Luigi · January 3, 1950 · 29 min · 3,725 words

The transcript of “Pietro Needs an Overcoat”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast January 3, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Zihalard and starring that celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carol Match, with Alan Miegus for Squally. When Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write and tell her about his adventure.

So now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes to Mama Vasco, innit? Dear Mama Miegus. And this is the first to let I'm gonna write to you in a 1950s. Happy New Year, Mamma Mia.

From 1950. Seems like yesterday I'm gonna get off about in New York and a man has assaulted me to Christ's Yes, she said it, they may have this type.

What must it be important? Maybe a piètre o zigot is a finely got the mask. Well, so long, Mr. Basko. Yeah, goodbye. Dear son, Louis, thanks for all those nice Christmas presents. Aunt Margarita, thanks to you for the glass of coffee maker, which is she's a broke yesterday.

Cousin Amari, thanks to you for nice zippa fume, which a cat is a spill all over him. It's a sandwich. That's a cat. It's a spell. It's so nice. Now all of my sitties come to him.

Also, Uncle Pietro is saying thank you very much for that very fancy American coat to hang. But the Luigi Uncle Pietro is a gutter. Oh, would the break of your heart if you could see him or go to work with his coat the winter the winter morning or he's got to wear his shirt to jacket and a hot water bottle

Luigi maybe you know some rich millionaire who's got extra overcoated that the would affect fit the yonka piatro he's a were size 36 or size of 38 even a 40 And if you know somebody who's got a forty-two forty-four take on, then Uncle Pietro could also cover the god.

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