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The City Zoning Commission

Life with Luigi · October 25, 1949 · 29 min · 4,401 words

The transcript of “The City Zoning Commission”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast October 25, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I invite you to enjoy life, life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reid as for Swale. When Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write and tell her about his adventure.

So now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes to Momma Vasco in Italy. Dear Momma. There's one thing very good about America. Even though I'm a live boy alone, I'm gonna have a feel alone, Sam.

Because every morning I'm gonna get a lot some mailer from a people I don't know. Ask an ami to buy things I'm gonna need with the money I'm gonna know got. Still does the letter is that they very interesting aturit.

This morning is the letter from I doctor. He says if I'm a sea spot Sami should have come and see him. I'm a think is a funny kind of I doctor who's all so do cleaning a work.

Also, I'm going to get a letter from an accident, an insurance company, who is a very kind-hearted day. They offer me $1,000 if I'm a brekker leg. Even a better than that, they give me $5,000 if I'm a brekker tool leg.

And the best of all is that they're the biggest author. $10,000 if I'm a stop-for-tease and I'm going to adjust the dial. Excuse me, my money. That's a funny thing. Adjust the one I'm going to write to you about to my mailer.

Here it comes to my mailer, man. Good evening, Mr. Bosco. Special delivery letter for you. Letter for me in a night timer? Hmm. That accident and insurance companies have got an anxious. Here, sign right here.

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