Luigi Opens his Barber Shop

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And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama basket in it. Money. Here America, all the business is run by what do we call accounting. Last week I had a accountant in a my antique shop.

He's examining my books, accounting my profits, I had to my expense, and he's a found out that if my business should become a very good, then I'm going to sell out everything into my store, I'm going to go broke.

But accounting has said, I'm going to change in my profit system. Otherwise, my country might not be as quality as not going to renew lease under my store, and then he's going to throw me out.

I'm a man who can argue with a pascal because he's a mad down to me. Last week, my sign is a blue oven in the front of his restaurant, and it's no help. It's a business. I want a customer.