Luigi Gives Blood

The makers of Riggly's Spearman chewing gum invites you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sighard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed as Bespacequale. You know friends, Riggly's Spearman chewing gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

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And now let's read Luigi's letter, as he writes to his mama-basko in Italy. Dear mama-me! I'm not a member when I'm a press to come into this country. After I'm a kiss to ground and a smell of all the fresh air I must say that a big voice.

Hello, you're going to do so much for this country, they're going to change the name of from America to the United States of Abasco. How about now I'm here two years? And here morning I'm looking at a mirror and I said, well, hello, it's a smart guy.

What do you do for you country besides eat, sleep and go broke? Mamma Mia, how am I going to wish I could do something important to make this country proud of me? Like, take Abraham Lincoln.

He was so important, they put his picture on a five dollar bill and on a penny. This is to show Mr. Lincoln his love, the rich people and the poor people all the same. Then there's a George Washington.