The Wedding

We invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carol Nash, with Alan Reed as a siswally. Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America. He promised his mother that he would write and tell her about his adventures.

So now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes to Mama Vasco in it. I'm a man. Since my country, I'm in a posquale, to bring me over from Italy, a year and a half ago, I'm going to act like a real American.

All day long, I'm a chugam. I'm going to never see a movie without it in a popcorn. And when I'm a binder of paper, first thing I'm reading is a dikitracy. I'm even going to get used to the faster life of here.

Here's to everything. Everything here is a fast, the speed, the speed, the speed, even the things that they sell, they got a wiz, that's the name of a candy bar, they got a zoom, that's the name of a serial, they got a speed, the queen, that's the name of a washing machine, only

place the way they not to so fast is in a saloon, there they sell a slodge in, but I'm I'm very happy to be in America, even though my country, Manapasquale, is a never-stopper reminded me that he's a bringer me over here.

And he's a never-stopper trying to make me marry his a fat daughter, Rossa. Man, me, she's a fat. When a Rossa is a step on a Toledo scale, Ohio must have an earthquake. Lately, Pasquale is a trihara than ever to make me marry Rossa.