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Luigi Sells Vacuum Cleaners to Earn Money (Likely Audition)

Life with Luigi · 1954 · 13 min · 2,076 words

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CBS now invites you to enjoy a life with Luigi. Yes, it's life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Cy Howard, written and directed by Lou Derman, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reid as Pascuali.

Early this week, Luigi received a letter from his mother, begging him to come home to Italy for a visit, and when he tried to borrow the money from Pascuali, they had an argument over Rosa, and Pascuali threw Luigi out of the antique shop.

We'll find Luigi now and his friend Schultz's home, writing to his mama basket go in Italy. Yesterday, mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama wen't to the employment agency and the fellow day says he's got a job for me.

Would he sell in the vacuum or clean it. Yeah, vacuum or clean mama mama mama mama mama. In America, acts a broom with electric. Then your pushing a plug in a wall. Then it's a make a big noise and then electric bulb is a light-up and a bottom so the broom can know where to look for the work.

What have you done to worry, Mom and me? Well, this is job I'm assuming I'm going to save up enough for money to come home and then I'm going to go... Excuse me, Mom and me, I'm going to be right back.

Luigi, my friend. How's it a little old mate spinster today, eh? As you tell the contestant of French culture today, eh? He's awake, eh? Luigi, at least you couldn't do was be polite and look at me when you ain't talking to me.

That's why I'm never going to talk with you no more. You and me, we all washed up. Good. Now let's hang on the line and drive together. That's why I had a good idea. Dry up and then hang it yourself.

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