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Income Tax Season

Life with Luigi · March 7, 1950 · 29 min · 4,284 words

The transcript of “Income Tax Season”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast March 7, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Wrigley's Spearman Chewing-Gum invites you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed and Staswale. You know friends, Wrigley's Spearman Chewing-Gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

And the Wrigley people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program. A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of Big Lee's Fairmen, gone we're glad to bring you life with Luigi each week, and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours entertainment?

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about adventures in America to his mama-basko in Italy. It's a funny thing, but are you going to tell what that American is doing by the way he's a walk?

If he's a walk very fast, he's going to see as a girl. If he's a worker regular, he's going to see a friend. But if he's a worker slow and sad, he's going to pay his income a tax.

And the right now is in the income tax. He's in America, my man. Why is it called income? I'm a gunner. Because nothing is a comment. Everything is a go out. This week, all Americans are dead busy figuring out how much money they got to send to the government.

And how hard they gonna live on a what did they gonna live? Man, I'm a London to my night school of classes. The reason they got a tax is, is sort of government that can keep working.

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