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Headaches or Heartaches

Life with Luigi · November 14, 1950 · 29 min · 4,310 words

The transcript of “Headaches or Heartaches”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast November 14, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Riggly's Spearman chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carrow Ash with Alan Reed as per quality.

In old friends, Riggly's Spearman chewing gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

And the Riggly people feel that Life with Luigi is a typically American radio program. A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of power and good will. So the makers of refreshing, delicious, rigly, spearmint gums are glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant, half-hours entertainment.

Usually, we find Luigi writing a letter to his mother. But now we find him reading one from his mother in Italy. Dear son Louis, I thought maybe you like to know what's to happen, who when a U-letter comes from America to me?

Well, first of all, the male man is the collector of the United States of Stamps. So when he's a given a U-letter, every week the envelope is a common icon. But sometimes I'm going to let him take off with the stamps.

Because I know, the reason you pay so many hands is because you like to see you. Mom is the name of between a Washington and a Lincoln. By the time I'm open the envelope, whole family and all the relatives is in the house.

And O Capitro is standing on a dining room with tables acting out to you later. Remember, hello, would you want to know if you were having a trouble or would you guess the company? How we would suffer for you?

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