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Flunking the Final Exam on Purpose

Life with Luigi · January 31, 1950 · 29 min · 4,179 words

The transcript of “Flunking the Final Exam on Purpose”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast January 31, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Wrigley's Spearman chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed as well.

In all friends, Wrigley's Spearman chewing gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country. And the Wrigley people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program.

a friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of power and some goodwill. So they're glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-basko in Italy. Dear mama-basko, tonight you know I've been a going to night school in America for over a year.

And remember me, I'm gonna get the nassus-smata you wouldn't recognize me. So far I've been learning a whole lot about the triads, reading the writing and the written the written the text. Why they call this a triad?

I don't know because the writing is a start to word a double and a written the trick is a start to word a you. Or maybe just start to with an all. Maybe an a.

Mom, I'm just a found out the way is a call of the triad. Nobody is a sure how written the trick is a spell. But one of the best things in my life here in America is in my night to school at class.

And my teacher is spoiling. Mom, Mom, she's a beautiful, blonde hair, blue eyes, silky, milky skin, and a tittle like a pearlsid. Mom, Mom, Mom, she said I finished something on a blackboard, so nobody has to look out for the window.

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