Future American, 1953

The makers of Wrigley's Spearman Chooing-Gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Caron Ash with Alan Reed as the sculptor.

You know, friends, Wrigley's Spearman Chooing-Gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country. And the Wrigley people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program.

A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of Riggly's Spearman, Garmr, glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours entertainment. And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-basko hinnifly.

This is Sunday, May 21st. His big day in the United States is a cold, I am an American a day. Of course, I'm gonna go my citizen of papers yet, so for me it's gonna be a mwannabe be an American a day.

How do I not come up here? There's a 48 states here and they all are working together to give the people what they need. For instance, men, the catches of the fish, hide the whole grows in the potens.

Kansas gives the corner, Minnesota, the wheat, and Texas attacks the credit. Oh, sir, they got lots of fruits here like oranges. Over here, California is a glow of the oranges and a flatter is a squish.

And that's the way it is. Everybody works hard, Christ be good citizen, obeys the laws, and if there's something you don't understand, he can write as a congressman. So far I'm not allowed to vote yet, but I'm expect to, and every election day I'm gonna stay near the polling abutse from a seven in the morning until they close.