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The makers of Riggly's Spearman Chooing Gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sighard, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash without a remissive squad. In old friends, Riggly's Spearman Chooing Gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country.

And the Riggly people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program. A friendly, enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of Riggly's Spearman Gommer glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant, half-hours entertainment.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-basko in Italy. Dear Mummy! I'm gonna get a big interesting letter to write you today. So put up your rock in the chair, call in Ocopeo and I'll let his or go to listen at all.

First of all, inside this letter, I'm sending you a picture that a Pasquale is a took of me. I'm gonna move the letter when a Pasquale is a snap to the picture, so don't get scared because I'm gonna get a three heads.

That little box you see in my hands is a coffee drop. And don't worry, Mommy, I'm not the sick. I'm just a little ticker in my throat, and these are coffee drops, so they suppose it'll get rid of my ticker.

So far, I made up a six-box of coffee drops, and the only thing I got rid of is a 35-censor. Last night, I was trying another kind of coffee drop. And it sure enough that they worked.