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Lost in Chicago

Life with Luigi · December 5, 1950 · 29 min · 4,765 words

The transcript of “Lost in Chicago”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast December 5, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Brigley's Spearman chewing gum invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Cy Howard, and starring that celebrated actor, Mr. J. Carol Mash with Alan Reed as the prominent.

You know, friends, Brigley's Spearman chewing gum is a typically American product that appeals to people of all ages and nationalities in all parts of our country. And the Riggly people feel that life with Luigi is a typically American radio program.

a friendly and enjoyable show that sort of symbolizes the American spirit of tolerance and goodwill. So the makers of refreshing, delicious, wriggly, spearmint gum are glad to bring you life with Luigi each week and have you join them in this pleasant half-hours entertainer.

And now let's read Luigi's letter as he writes about his adventures in America to his mama-vascal in it. Dear mamma mia, who I'm the full of thing about America is everybody is a gotta write to be a millionaire. Of course you know got a chance but at least you got a right. The reason you're not got a chance is because taxes is high on

the top to help with the man on the bottom and I'm like that because nobody I'm more than a bottom of the enemy. But I'm happy to be here in America, even if I'm a no-got-the-money.

Because if nobody orders me what time it should do, what the job I should take, or what the business I'm going to go into. Here's some, Mamma Mia. I'm a got the rights to become a failure all by myself.

But I don't know what about the romantic business, Mamma Mia. Last week, the business was a very good day. So I'm gonna take the $20 and open my first check in account. So I'm gonna worry about the money, and I'm gonna get to my health...

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