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Surprise Party

Life with Luigi · January 16, 1949 · 29 min · 3,974 words

The transcript of “Surprise Party”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast January 16, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We invite you to enjoy life life with Luigi a new comedy show created by Sly Howard and Starting that celebrated actor mr. J. Carol Nash with Alan Reed a Year ago when Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America He promised his mother that he would write her and tell her about his adventures

So now we look over Luigi's shoulder as he writes another letter to mama Vasco in Italy Dear mama Mia Since I write to you last week, your son Luigi is a fallen lover with a nice American girl.

I bet you surprised how Italian a boy like a me get American girl. But it's no surprise, because the biggest American hero is Italian. In Italy, it's a girl about it. In America, it's a girl who's a copa.

Since I'm a fallen lover with American girl, I'm a man. I'm gonna try to find out the more about them. Last week I'm talking with a cashier girl in a movie house. I want to share the teller me how she's a go out for a good time.

It's just like we build a house in Italy. First she's a put on a foundation. Then she's a spread on the paint. After that she raises the roof and then she gets a plastic. Another thing I don't understand.

All American girls, they look nice in a skinny. Even if they fat, they look skinny. Is it because a great American invention called girdle? Look, all the girls wear this because they take them in and when they go out.

But American inventors, they're never satisfied. So somebody is an event of what they call two-waste wretch. That's not only to take a girl in or when it she's a go out, but also to take a girl out or when it she's a go in.

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