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Income Tax Problems

Life with Luigi · March 6, 1949 · 29 min · 4,361 words

The transcript of “Income Tax Problems”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast March 6, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Makers of Riggly's Spearman Chooingum invites you to enjoy life, life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Sighard, directed by Mac Benoff, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash, with Alan Reed as Puss-Quallen.

Friends, the Makers of Riggly's Spearman Chooingum are glad to bring you life with Luigi because they feel it's a friendly, good-natured show that offers you relaxation and enjoyment. And you know, Riggly's Spearman Chooingum offers you relaxation and enjoyment too.

It's pleasant to chew on a smooth piece of Wrigley's spearmint for the year working, shopping, listening to the arabio, or doing just about anything. Wrigley's spearmint gum tastes good. It's refreshing, and the good easy chewing gives you comfort and satisfaction.

Now, Wrigley's spearmint chewing gum brings you Luigi, as he writes another letter describing his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy. I have a season. I went to season, a fall season, a spring season, a summer season, and a wasp season of all in the come-a-tax season.

Right now he's in the come-a-tax season. At the time, when everybody is a busy figure out how much money they got to send the government, how much they're going to live on and what they got to left.

But to me, I'm going to try to be extra good American. I'm going to wait for March 15th. Unless the January 1st, I'll make out my income attacks and I'll send it to right then.

I'm gonna get empty pockets three months before everybody else. But I'm gonna get a good reason for not sending my money so fast in my mamia, because I'm no one to be guilty of what's called with the holding attacks.

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