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The Toledo Weighing Machine

Life with Luigi · February 12, 1952 · 29 min · 4,016 words

The transcript of “The Toledo Weighing Machine”, an episode of Life with Luigi first broadcast February 12, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Life with Luigi plays Life with Luigi free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Makers of Rigley's Spearman Chooing Gum invites you to enjoy life, life with Luigi. A comedy show created by Sai Howard, directed by Mac Benoff and starring at Celebrated Actor, Mr. J. Carol Nash, with Alan Reed as Puskwally.

Friends, the Makers of Rigley's Spearman Chooing Gum are glad to bring you life with Luigi because they feel it's a friendly, good-natured show that offers you relaxation and enjoyment. And you know, Rigley's Spearman Chooing Gum offers you relaxation and enjoyment too.

It's pleasant to chew on a smooth piece of Wrigley's spearmint whether you're working, shopping, listening to your radio or doing just about anything. Wrigley's spearmint gum tastes good, it's refreshing, and the good easy chewing gives you comfort and satisfaction.

Now Wrigley's spearmint chewing gum brings you Luigi, as he writes another letter describing his adventures in America to his mama basket in Italy. Mommy! Today we celebrate in the birthday of a great American Abraham Lincoln.

Mommy, if a judge in Washington was in the father of his country, then Abraham Lincoln was his favorite son. Here in America, there's hundreds of things in Andakar is a great amount. They got a Lincoln Memorial, a Lincoln, a Brascal, a Lincoln, a Laundry.

You sure as he may shut some, Mommy? Today we come back from a Lincoln, a Laundry, and an honor of a Lincoln's birthday. free all the buttons. Here in America, Mamma Mia, it's very big. They put your face on the money. Well, they put the Mr. Lincoln on a pay-dala bill. But to show you how fair Mr.

Lincoln was, is also put his face on the penny so the poor people could see him at tow. Right now, I'm going to my night school and I'm going to have to be waiting because we're going to study more about this wonderful America. Oh yeah, and you asked the lady asking me how I'm gonna look, how I'm gonna feel, and how much I'm away. Well, I'm gonna

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