Damage Claim on Broken Mirror

From Chicago, we invite you to enjoy life. Life with Luigi, a new comedy show created by Sigh Howard, and starring Jay Caro-Nage with Alan Reid. A year ago, when Luigi Vasco left Italy to start his new life in America, he promised his mother that he would write her and tell her about his adventures.

So now we look over Luigi's shoulder as he writes another letter to Mama Vasco in Italy. Dear Mamma Mia, yesterday I find out that Italian boys, very popular in America, all over, in magazines, in a newspaper, on signs, is a picture of a two beautiful American girls, both the crazy over same Italian boys.

On a bottom it's a witch, a twin has its own. But in America, Mamma Mia, everything is a big. In all the country when a fellow has a cold, is it just a plain cold?

What in America? A fellow catches a cold in all directions. So he takes the four away cold tablets. Out of countryman Pasquale, who bring him here and has spaghetti palace next to my antique store, he's now giving his fat daughter a rots a reducing pill.

Last week she takes so many reducing pills, she gained six pounds. Mom, Mom, Mia, you should see her. She is the only girl who can be in two places at the same time. But don't worry, I'm still a singer and my business is alright.

This afternoon when Jimmy O'Connor, my 12-year-old general manager, come home from school, he'd say. Hello boss. Hello Jimmy. How is school today? Not so hot. Is it not steamy hidden in school, Jimmy? It's got nothing to do with that boss. It's just an expression.