Our Miss Brooks: Episode Transcripts

173 transcribed episodes of Our Miss Brooks, 1948–1956, in air-date order. Open one to read the transcript and play from any line, or listen to Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock.

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• Head of the English Department (Rerun of January 23, 1949) 1949 · 29:11
• Stretch Has a Problem (Rerun of February 27, 1949) 1949 · 28:07
• First Day July 19, 1948 · 29:52
• The Conklins' Weekend at Crystal Lake September 19, 1948 · 29:49
• The Surprise Party October 24, 1948 · 29:29
• Clay City Football Game October 31, 1948 · 29:30
• The Workhorse November 7, 1948 · 29:29
• Babysitting for Three November 14, 1948 · 29:30
• The Model Teacher November 21, 1948 · 29:28
• Sunnydale Finishing School November 28, 1948 · 29:30
• Weighing Machine December 5, 1948 · 29:21
• Old Clothes for Party January 2, 1949 · 29:28
• Old Clothes for the Party January 2, 1949 · 29:28
• The Heating System January 9, 1949 · 29:30
• Student Government Day January 16, 1949 · 29:29
• Head of the English Department January 23, 1949 · 29:30
• Custodian of Student Funds January 30, 1949 · 29:29
• Missing Electric Heater February 6, 1949 · 29:30
• Stretch the Basketball Star February 13, 1949 · 29:29
• The Frog February 20, 1949 · 29:30
• Stretch Has a Problem February 27, 1949 · 29:28
• The Hair-Do March 6, 1949 · 29:30
• Cafeteria Boycott March 13, 1949 · 29:29
• Poetry Mix-Up March 20, 1949 · 29:30
• Clay City English Teacher March 27, 1949 · 29:29
• April Fool's Day April 3, 1949 · 29:52
• Mr. Conklin's Wake-Up Plan April 10, 1949 · 29:29
• Easter Outfit April 17, 1949 · 28:30
• Dress Code April 24, 1949 · 29:29
• Walter vs. Stretch Grudge Match May 1, 1949 · 29:30
• Friday the Thirteenth May 15, 1949 · 29:30
• Peanuts, the Great Dane May 22, 1949 · 29:29
• Arguments, Arguments May 29, 1949 · 29:30
• Key to the School June 5, 1949 · 29:29
• Wishing Well Dance June 12, 1949 · 29:30
• Taxidermist June 19, 1949 · 29:29
• The Fourth of July at Eagle Springs July 3, 1949 · 29:43
• Telegram for Mrs. Davis July 10, 1949 · 29:50
• Conklin's Carelessness Code July 17, 1949 · 29:48
• Pensacola Popovers July 24, 1949 · 29:47
• Connie's New Job Offer July 31, 1949 · 29:30
• Heat Wave August 7, 1949 · 29:54
• The English Test August 14, 1949 · 29:40
• Weekend at Crystal Lake August 21, 1949 · 29:52
• Head of the Board September 11, 1949 · 29:30
• Faculty Cheerleader September 18, 1949 · 29:29
• Framing Mr. Boynton September 25, 1949 · 29:30
• Stretch to Transfer October 2, 1949 · 29:29
• Mr. La Blanche Needs $50 October 9, 1949 · 29:30
• School Safety Advisor October 16, 1949 · 29:29
• Exchanging Gifts October 23, 1949 · 29:30
• Halloween Party October 30, 1949 · 29:31
• School Mascot November 13, 1949 · 29:29
• Party Line November 20, 1949 · 29:32
• Where to Go for Thanksgiving November 27, 1949 · 29:29
• Game at Clay City December 11, 1949 · 29:29
• Department Store Contest December 18, 1949 · 29:32
• The Magic Christmas Tree December 25, 1949 · 29:29
• Babysitting on New Year's Eve January 1, 1950 · 29:32
• Board of Education Day January 8, 1950 · 30:36
• Cure that Habit! January 15, 1950 · 29:29
• Professorship at State U January 22, 1950 · 29:30
• School on Saturday January 29, 1950 · 29:31
• Miss Enright's Dinner February 5, 1950 · 29:30
• Valentine's Day Date February 19, 1950 · 30:00
• Stretch Is in Love February 26, 1950 · 29:28
• Letter from the Education Board March 5, 1950 · 29:31
• The Burglar March 12, 1950 · 29:29
• The Auction March 19, 1950 · 29:32
• Baseball Uniforms March 26, 1950 · 29:29
• Free TV from Sherry's April 2, 1950 · 29:31
• Easter Egg Dye April 9, 1950 · 29:29
• Tape Recorder April 23, 1950 · 29:32
• Musical Instruments April 30, 1950 · 30:31
• Mr. Boynton's Barbeque May 7, 1950 · 30:34
• Mr. Boynton's Parents May 14, 1950 · 29:29
• Rare Black Orchid May 21, 1950 · 29:31
• Reckless Driving May 28, 1950 · 29:29
• Rumors September 10, 1950 · 30:04
• Elopement with Walter September 17, 1950 · 29:30
• Bronco Dismissed September 24, 1950 · 29:31
• Measles October 1, 1950 · 29:30
• Radio Bombay October 8, 1950 · 29:32
• The Bookie October 15, 1950 · 29:29
• Stretch Is in Love Again October 22, 1950 · 29:32
• The Dancer October 29, 1950 · 29:29
• Indian Burial Ground November 5, 1950 · 29:32
• Teachers' Convention November 12, 1950 · 29:30
• Thanksgiving Turkey November 19, 1950 · 29:31
• Woman Driver November 26, 1950 · 29:30
• Music Festival with Oakhurst December 3, 1950 · 29:31
• A Suit for Charity December 17, 1950 · 29:30
• The Magic Christmas Tree December 24, 1950 · 29:31
• Christmas Gift Returns December 31, 1950 · 29:29
• Puppy Love and Mr. Barlow February 4, 1951 · 29:32
• Business Course February 11, 1951 · 29:29
• Going Skiing February 25, 1951 · 29:53
• Overseas Job ( ) March 4, 1951 · 25:56
• Overseas Job (Network) March 4, 1951 · 29:30
• Tex Barton, Basketball Star March 11, 1951 · 29:50
• Miss Enright's Birthday Party ( ) March 18, 1951 · 28:06
• Mr. Boynton's Land Deal March 25, 1951 · 29:31
• Another Day, Another Dress April 1, 1951 · 29:30
• New School TV Set April 22, 1951 · 29:37
• Bargain Hats for Mother's Day May 13, 1951 · 30:44
• The Bird Rescue and the Sunken Garden May 20, 1951 · 25:21
• The English Test ( ) May 27, 1951 · 26:57
• The First Aid Course ( ) June 3, 1951 · 30:49
• Connie Wins a Man's Suit ( ) November 25, 1951 · 24:41
• Annual December Dance December 9, 1951 · 26:07
• New School Bus ( ) January 27, 1952 · 26:01
• Minerva's Kittens ( ) March 9, 1952 · 26:11
• Walter Gets Expelled ( #120) November 16, 1952 · 25:43
• Cosmopolitian Magazine May 31, 1953 · 29:38
• Poison Ivy October 4, 1953 · 26:57
• Plaque for Mr. Conklin October 11, 1953 · 26:01
• Mr. Boynton's Barbecue October 18, 1953 · 28:09
• Mr. Boynton the Gigolo October 25, 1953 · 25:39
• Mr. Conklin's Car Pool November 1, 1953 · 25:48
• Convict November 8, 1953 · 27:20
• The Moving Van November 15, 1953 · 25:41
• The Butcher (Home Recording) November 22, 1953 · 25:34
• Former Student Visits November 29, 1953 · 25:42
• Christmas Gift Mix-Up ( ) December 20, 1953 · 25:35
• Miss Brooks Writes About a Hobo December 27, 1953 · 25:54
• Hobbies ( ) January 10, 1954 · 23:53
• Selling the House Next Door ( ) January 17, 1954 · 25:33
• Foreign Teachers January 24, 1954 · 25:38
• Four Fiances January 31, 1954 · 24:47
• Stretch Has Girl Trouble February 14, 1954 · 28:39
• Mr. Lathrop Returns to School ( ) September 26, 1954 · 26:21
• Mr. Conklin Threatens to Abolish Football ( ) October 3, 1954 · 26:01
• Bartering with Chief Thundercloud ( ) October 10, 1954 · 24:46
• Stretch Is in Love Again ( ) October 24, 1954 · 24:40
• The Switchboard Operator ( ) November 7, 1954 · 25:23
• Movies at School ( ) November 14, 1954 · 24:17
• Borrowing Money for Air Fare ( ) December 5, 1954 · 24:19
• Male Superiority ( ) January 16, 1955 · 24:49
• The Pen Pal Project January 23, 1955 · 25:39
• Mr. Travis' Three Acre Lot January 30, 1955 · 25:33
• Visiting Basketball Coach February 27, 1955 · 23:53
• Project X March 6, 1955 · 22:51
• The School Board's Psychologist March 13, 1955 · 23:45
• Mr. Boynton's Moustache ( ) March 27, 1955 · 24:33
• An American Tragedy ( ) April 3, 1955 · 25:21
• Tears for Mr. Boynton April 10, 1955 · 29:17
• Magazine Articles April 17, 1955 · 29:28
• Cow in the Closet April 24, 1955 · 29:18
• Spring Cleaning ( ) May 1, 1955 · 24:15
• Spring Cleaning (Network) May 1, 1955 · 29:32
• Twin Orphans ( ) May 8, 1955 · 24:58
• Twin Orphans (Network) May 8, 1955 · 29:25
• Stretch Is Accused of Professionalism ( ) May 22, 1955 · 25:18
• Spring Garden ( ) May 29, 1955 · 23:57
• Parting with the Party Line ( #162) June 5, 1955 · 25:44
• Taxi Fare ( ) June 19, 1955 · 29:36
• Marriage by Proxy ( ) June 26, 1955 · 26:03
• Deacon Jones July 3, 1955 · 29:20
• Trying to Forget Mr. Boynton July 10, 1955 · 29:13
• Planning a Trip to Europe July 17, 1955 · 29:28
• Non-Fraternization Policy July 24, 1955 · 29:26
• Marriage Madness July 31, 1955 · 29:35
• Cat Burglars August 7, 1955 · 29:31
• Sneaky Peekers August 14, 1955 · 29:31
• Teachers' Convention August 21, 1955 · 29:27
• Couch Potato August 28, 1955 · 29:22
• Summer Vacation September 4, 1955 · 29:14
• Helping Hands September 11, 1955 · 29:12
• The House Trailer September 18, 1955 · 29:19
• The Magic Christmas Tree December 25, 1955 · 24:33
• School on Saturday January 29, 1956 · 24:38
• The Auction February 5, 1956 · 24:44
• Mr. Conklin's Statue February 12, 1956 · 24:40

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