The Model Teacher

Pama, leave so for your beauty hope and lustre cream shampoo for soft glamorous dream girl hair bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden our Miss Brooks teaches English at Madison High School and although one day in the life of a school teacher is pretty much the same as the next at night you well perhaps we'd better let Connie Brooks speak for

herself although one day in the life of a school teacher is pretty much the same as the next at night you wish you were dead. Not that I'm bored. How could I be with Mr. Philip Boynton teaching biology at Madison?

Of course every new frog he gets in his laboratory represents an arch-rival. But I shouldn't complain. It gives me an added interest in life. Each morning, before I get out of bed, I look down to see if I'm getting webed feet.

Somehow, ever since we've been on the faculty together, Mr. Boynton just doesn't seem to think of me as a woman. I can't quite understand that because when I think of Mr. Boynton, I always think of me as a woman.

And I almost always think of Mr. Boynton or dream about him, like the other morning around 7.25. Oh, of course, Philip, I'd love to go dancing with you. When will you come for me? That's quick work.

Come in. Oh, it's Mrs. Davis. Come in, Mrs. Davis. I thought that would make you before your alarm clock went off. It's so loud and nerve-wracking. Oh, I'm pretty used to it by now, Mrs. Davis.

Aah! I always like to clear my throat before I pour orange juice into the... Well, I guess I'd better get up and perform my morning ablutions like they say. You can ablute later, Connie. You seem right where you are.