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Our Miss Brooks · April 17, 1955 · 29 min · 4,133 words

The transcript of “Magazine Articles”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast April 17, 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now, Amund, the tablets thousands of physicians and dentists recommend for fast relief of pain of headache, neuritis, neuralgia, and bicepal mince. That quickly red stomach of gastric distress presents Armist Brooks starring Eve Arden. It's time once again for another comedy episode of Armist Brooks transcribed, but first, today many thousands of people are thankful to their physicians or dentists for first having introduced

them to that remarkable preparation called anasin, which brings such incredibly fast and effective relief from the pains of headaches, neuritis and neuralgia. Anasin is like a doctor's prescription. That is, anasin contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven active ingredients in easy-to-take tablet form.

Thus in using anasin, you are following sound principles. So I'll ask for anasin at your drug counter next time you suffer pains from headaches, neuritis, or neuralgia. Why these tablets on this guarantee? If you don't feel Annison gives you all the relief you want, as fast as you want it, your money will be refunded.

Easy to take Annison tablets are available everywhere in hand-a-boxes of 12 and 30, and economical family size bottles of 50 and 100. I'll repeat the name for you, Annison, A-N-A-C-I-N. On time to time, Armist Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High, has supplemented her meager bank account by writing articles for some of the country's leading publications.

Yes, indeed. Last year alone I cracked the Hobo news, the muscle builders gazette, and the American plumbers quarterly. But of all my articles I was proudest of the one which appeared last week in True Family Romantic and titled I Am the Mother of a Quiz Kid.

Of course I wrote this true family romance story under the assumed name of Dorothy Kimberly and for three good reasons. One, the story was not true. Two, I don't have a family. And three, with Mr. Boynton for a boyfriend, I have very little romance.

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