Stretch Is in Love Again ( )

Oh, it's Armist Brooks starring Eve Arden. Well, quite a few romances have started between faculty members teaching at the same school. But for Armist Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, romance is a problem.

It's really two problems. Problem number one is the object of my affections, Mr. Philip Boynton, biology teacher. He's so bashful he won't even shave himself unless he's wearing a tie. And problem number two is the strict anti-frotherization rule laid down by Madison's beloved principal, Osgoode Conflin.

Of course, Mr. Boynton devised a very effective method of getting around this rule. He suggested that we stop seeing each other entirely. However, I immediately used my power of veto, and before he could take it to the general assembly, we convened for two dates away from the school.

The last day to occurred on Wednesday night and Thursday morning at breakfast my land lady asked for details. Now tell me everything that happened last night Tommy. We went to a movie Mrs. Davis and and we came home and fold up your program the recital is over. Pass the cream please. But what did Mr. Boynton say? What did he

Nothing, nothing, past the cream. I can't understand that man. Here he has date after date with a girl who's intelligent, attractive, wholesome, chic, chic, charming. And what does he do about it? Nothing, past the cream.

It's not that he isn't fond of me, Mrs. Davis, but he's been worried lately about someone very near and dear to him. A relative? Yes, his pet frog, McDougall. It seems with the cold weather coming on, Mac is very prone to laryngitis, and there are no heating facilities for the cages.