The Conklins' Weekend at Crystal Lake

CBS presents our Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden. Our Miss Brooks is an English teacher at Madison High School. She can tell you everything you need to know about the present and past subjunctive, but she's not at all sure about the future.

That is her romantic future with biology teacher Philip Boynton. Like most men of science, Mr. Boynton is quite modest and reticent, especially when it comes to women. Well, this, of course, is in reality. But in the dreams of Connie Brooks, he's sometimes quite another fellow.

Listen. Miss Brooks, I've decided to throw caution to the winds. May I call you Constance? Of course. Thank you, darling. Darling, with a little encouragement, this lad will do all right. You're so lovely, so beautiful, so alluring.

So why are you standing so far away? Is this better? Oh, much. You're only ten feet away now. If I get any closer, I'm liable to kiss you. Please do, you're standing on my foot.

Oh, my darling. When you're close to me like this, I feel enchanted. I seem to hear a little angel singing in my ear. Hmm? What's that? Oh, fine. My little angel turns out to be big Ben.

Oh quiet, you little dream butcher. Come in. Are you awake, Connie? Oh yes, darn it. How are you this morning, Mrs. Davis? Oh fine, dear. My you must have had a very exciting dream. Aren't you warm with all those covers wrapped around you?

I didn't notice them. Pardon me while I unravel. It's a little dairier. And while you're at it, you might as well unpacker too. I brought you a little breakfast snack up on this tray, Connie.