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Valentine's Day Date

Our Miss Brooks · February 19, 1950 · 30 min · 4,600 words

The transcript of “Valentine's Day Date”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast February 19, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Colgate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stock tooth decay and Bluster cream shampoo for soft glamorous Carussable hair bring you our Miss Brooke starring Eve Arden I'm once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks written by our Lewis Well last Tuesday was Valentine's Day and our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School

Look forward to celebrating the occasion with Madison's biology teacher mr. Philip Boynton Of course Mr. Boynton isn't the most dashing person in the world, but what he lacks in ardent emotion, he more than makes up for by his passionate lack of interest in romance.

In fact, I have long suspected that if Mr. Boynton is ever hit by one of Dan Cupid's arrows, he'll remove it with a scalpel, cauterize the wound, and kick Cupid right in his quiver. Discussing my reluctant dream boat with my landlady with my landlady last Tuesday at breakfast.

I can't understand it, Connie. You're young, attractive, good company, charming. Thanks, Mrs. Davis. What are you doing after school? LAUGHTER Now, I'm serious. Somebody ought to take Mr. Boynton by the shoulders and give him a good shaking.

I've tried that, but he's not a very good rumba dancer. LAUGHTER Besides, I really shouldn't complain. We've been out on several dates in the past few weeks. I know that, dear. But where does he take you on these dates?

To the zoo. Exactly. And he took you there again yesterday, didn't he? How do you know? It's obvious. If it's that obvious, I'd better spray a little sweet air around. I knew you were at the zoo by the way you were dreaming last night.

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