Mr. Boynton's Land Deal

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It's time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of Al Lewis. Well, the nation's teachers took advantage of their Easter vacation in various ways. Some just lolled around the house, others played tennis or golf, and still others took the opportunity to go hunting or fishing.

Our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, spent most of her time trapping. But no matter what kind of bait I use, Mr. Boynton refused to fall into the trap. I was discussing the bashful biologist with my land lady at breakfast last Friday morning.

It's not that Mr. Boynton isn't fond of me, Mrs. Davis. This past week has proven that he is. In a fuck way, Connie. Well, during the regular school term, Mr. Boynton has asked me for exactly one day to week, right?

Right. And where did he take me on each and every one of those dates? The zoo, right? Right. But in the past four days alone, he's taken me out on three dates. And where did he take you?

If I see one more hyena, I'll laugh in his face. Of course you can't really blame a scientist for being so interested in animal life, but there must be some way we can get him conditioned to people.

There's still only one foolproof way to attract a meat colony, and that's the old session Down-2-Worth method, practiced by women throughout the ages. Mrs. Davis, you mean? Exactly. Cook him a good hot meal. I'll make him prick up his ears and eyes.