Tape Recorder
Our Miss Brooks · April 23, 1950 · 29 min · 4,548 words
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Colgate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and Luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair bring you our Miss Brooke starring Eve Arden It's time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of our Lewis Well, everyone knows that our public school system is of necessity a carefully budgeted operation
And our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, has some very definite ideas on the subject of economy. Personally, I've always been a firm believer in economical living. As a school teacher, I've found that by budgeting my income, thinking ahead and doing without certain things right now, I can count on other things later on.
Little luxuries like food and shelter. Well, in the hands of Madison's beloved principal, Osgoode Conklin, even economy can be carried too far. I was discussing the subject with my landlady last Thursday at breakfast. So Mr. Conklin has launched another economy drive.
Drive isn't the word, Mrs. Davis. It's more of a crusade. You might not believe this, but he's rationed each teacher to one piece of chalk a day. That's ridiculous, Connie. What do you do when the chalk wears out?
I wet my finger. I was teaching Shakespearean drama yesterday afternoon, and by two o'clock I was up to my cuticle in 12th night. That's terrible. Oh, that's nothing. Today I have to stop in Mr. Conklin's office for my weekly pencil.
I only give you one pencil per week. You don't get that unless you bring in a small bag of shavings. My goodness, what the world does Mr. Conklin do with pencil shavings? I think he smokes them in his pipe.
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