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Rumors

Our Miss Brooks · September 10, 1950 · 30 min · 4,503 words

The transcript of “Rumors”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast September 10, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Colgate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and Luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden It's time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of Al Lewis Well the majority of our public schools start their fall semesters tomorrow

But our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School decided to go back last Friday at At breakfast her landlady asked the reason. Why are you going down to school this morning Connie? Oh I don't know Mrs. Davis, there are several reasons I guess.

I like to get my desk in order, see that the blackboards are all clean and ready. Besides I won't be the only teacher at school this morning. A certain biology laboratory has to be put in shape for the coming term too.

And I see. And there's a certain biology teacher who's going to do the putting in shape. That's right. A certain male biology teacher. Mm-hmm. A certain male biology teacher named Philip Boington. Whoo! I might have known.

You get a different look when you just start thinking of him. A sort of golden light floods your eyes at the mention of his name. It's like somebody stuck a fork into two poached eggs.

LAUGHTER Well, that's a pretty thought. But I am fond of the bashful brood. However, there's something else that's been on my mind lately. I ran into some teachers the other day, and there's a rumor that some changes are going to be made in our faculty.

Nonsense, Connie. These silly rumors start flying around before every new term. Why, down at the ladies' league, lunch, and the other day, I even heard that Mr. Conklin might be leaving Madison. What? But without Mr. Conklin as our principal, Madison wouldn't be...

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