Our Miss Brooks · October 22, 1950 · 29 min · 4,746 words
The transcript of “Stretch Is in Love Again”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast October 22, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Colgate Dental Cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and Luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden Time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of our Lewis Well quite a few romances have started between faculty members teaching at the same school
But for our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School romance is a problem. It's really two problems Problem number one is the object of my affections, Mr. Philip Boynton, biology teacher. He's so bashful he won't even shave himself unless he's wearing a tie.
And problem number two is the strict anti-fratization rule laid down by Madison's beloved principle, Osgoode Confin. Of course, Mr. Boynton devised a very effective method of getting around this rule. He suggested that we stop seeing each other entirely.
However, I immediately used my power of veto, and before he could take it to the General Assembly, we convened for two dates away from the school. The last date occurred on Wednesday night, and Thursday morning at breakfast my landlady asked for the details.
Now tell me everything that happened last night, Connie. We went to a movie, Mrs. Davis. And? And we came home. and fold up your program, the recital is over. Pass the cream, please. But what did Mr. Boynton say? What did he do?
Nothing, nothing, pass the cream. I can't understand that man. Here he has date after date with a girl whose intelligent, attractive wholesome. She, she charming. And what does he do about it? Nothing, pass the cream.
It's not that he isn't fond of me, Mrs. Davis, but he's been worried lately about someone very near and dear to him. A relative? Yes, his pet frog McDougall. Oh! Seems with the cold weather coming on, Mac is very prone to laryngitis and there are no heating facilities for the cages.
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